Three live sessions where we unbeige your brand and Claude. You'll walk out with it writing captions and emails in your actual voice, designing your Instagram carousels, workshop slides and landing pages in your unmistakable brand vibe, and turning one voice note into a week of content that sounds like you wrote every word.
F*ck off, Susan
Because you've seen where Susan's advice leads. "Exciting news!" Rocket. Sparkle. A hook shared by 4,000 other accounts and a caption so beige your own mother scrolls past it.
You can spot AI copy from three suburbs away, and so can your people, which is why you rewrite the caption four times and some weeks just post nothing at all. Meanwhile you're paying Canva to make you look like everyone else while AI makes you sound like no one in particular. Two subscriptions. Zero you.
And the wild part? The same AI that wrote that beige caption can sound soooo much like you it's actually freaky. It just has to meet you first. Properly. That's the step everyone skips.
"In one focused session, we take a real, honest look at your brand, your digital presence, your competitors, and your ideal audience so you can stop guessing and start growing."
"A marketing obsessive in your back pocket. Your biggest launch. Your best months. Your most undeniable brand."
"Book my un-f*cking-stoppable call →"
Both written by AI, selling the same kind of offer. One was handed a real brand first, and loading yours in is literally what we do in week one.
Right now content eats your nights. Canva open, 14 tabs, a caption you've rewritten since the kids went down, and that low hum of "everyone else seems to manage this." Here's the after:
You voice-note an idea while the kettle boils, and ten minutes later it's a caption that sounds exactly like you on your best day
You brief a full Instagram carousel over breakfast and post real, finished slides in your fonts and colours before school pickup
One podcast episode or rambling voice memo becomes a week of content, all in your voice
Workshop slides for your next masterclass come together in an afternoon, looking so you it's absurd
You need a landing page, so you describe it out loud, and an hour later it's live and mobile-ready
Canva sends you a "we miss you" email and you feel absolutely nothing
You learn it and you implement it on the call, together, with me. You leave every session with finished work in your brand and the know-how to do it again on your own.
Your brand goes in first. The TLDR Unforgettable Brand Method, loaded into Claude, live. Then the proof: a caption, an email, a hot take and a bio line generated in YOUR voice, side by side with the beige version, so you watch the difference happen in real time.
The Canva-cancelling session. Instagram carousels, workshop slides, even a website like this one if you want it. Any branded content, done. Your colours, your fonts, your face, your energy, exported as real files and ready to post. No templates, no drag-and-drop.
One voice note becomes a week of content. Substack, emails, captions, threads, all in your voice, all in your look. This is the exact system I run on my own business every single week, and we build it into yours.
This isn't bro marketing and it isn't bro tech. This is fun, pleasure, and spreading your fucking magic further than your energy currently reaches. Here's the before and after of each pillar:
Quick primer if you've been living in ChatGPT land: Claude is the AI that writers and copy nerds actually rate, and it's the one I've run my business on for two years. This is not Claude Code. It is not Claude Design. It's Claude Cowork, the friendly desktop app, and if typing feels like a chore you can literally talk to it out loud, like a voice memo that talks back with finished work.
There's no code, and there's no plugin maze either. We set everything up together in session one, my screen beside yours, and honestly the hardest part will be picking which of your 47 ideas to build first. The self-declared "not techy" legends are consistently the loudest gaspers in week one.
If you can send a voice memo to a friend, you're qualified
Not one hour of design and then a week of nudging boxes. One hour, idea to live, mobile-optimised, while I drank a single cup of tea.
I'm not a designer. I'm a copywriter and brand strategist who has paid for every big-name page builder going, and none of them ever got me to done this fast. The full story's in the video up top.
This page is what unbeiged looks like on MY brand. Three sessions from now you'll be doing the same on yours — pages, carousels, slides that scream THIS IS ME.
I know. You've seen forty of them this month. Prompt packs, "AI accelerators," low-ticket trainings from people who discovered Claude in March and made a course in April.
Here's what they can't teach you: I've been a copywriter for over five years. I know the HOW of good copy and conversions, not just the HOW of Claude. You need both, because a perfectly prompted machine writing weak copy is just beige with better grammar.
And you don't need to be special at tech for any of it. You need someone to help draw out your superpower and your uniqueness, and then the guidance to put it into Claude properly. That's it. That's the recipe everyone else is missing half of.
Drawn out of your head with my brand method, where it's been hiding
Five-plus years of sales pages, emails and launches, built into every prompt
Set up on your brand so it can't hand you beige even on a bad day
Human first. AI amplified. That's the order, and it's the order every other Claude course gets backwards.
Not out of spite. You'll cancel it because somewhere around week two you'll realise you haven't opened it, and the maths gets very easy from there.
Cancel one, keep the other, and the subscription you keep also writes your emails, your captions and your sales pages. You're not buying another course. You're replacing your design app with something that works for its rent.
Every "10 Claude prompts" freebie on the internet skips the same step: the brand. That's why everyone's AI content looks and sounds identical. Prompts don't make you unmistakable. Knowing exactly who you are, encoded so Claude can't produce beige even if it tries? That does.
UNBEIGE runs on the TLDR version of my method. You do it before we meet, it takes about an hour with a cuppa, and it's the reason week one works like a party trick.
The complete 5-phase deep-dive, the same method underneath my 1:1 work, lands in your inbox on 11 August — weeks before we go live, so you can binge it with a cuppa. Essence digs out who you actually are. Expression makes sure your visuals and your voice match what you're actually trying to show. Edge is what makes you different, the why-YOU. Ecosystem builds Planet YOU, a universe your clients and audience get to explore. Experience makes people never forget you.
UNBEIGE is the founding round, so these are from my 1:1 and retainer clients, the same brand brain you're getting in the room.
"I have never thought about my business this way before. I've fallen back in love with it. I can now easily articulate what I do and why people should choose me, and the clients I attract are my f*ck-yes people."
"My signature framework is now the thing people quote me on. I went from 'a photographer' to the one everyone's copying."
"It's like having a $4k copywriter, a brand strategist and your loudest hype woman on call. I don't make a single big move without her."
Marketing and messaging strategist, mum to a firecracker of an AuDHD kid, and the woman the bro-marketing gurus hope you never find. I live on a farm with a chocolate labrador, a goat named Rammie who is fully convinced she's a dog, and a to-be-read pile that leans romantasy and refuses to shrink.
I spent years as a done-for-you copywriter before I walked away from it, because I wanted a business that wraps around my life instead of swallowing it. Now I teach too-loud, too-much, too-opinionated legends to market like themselves and get paid properly for it. No bro tactics, no fake scarcity, no beige cosplay, no gurus on pedestals. And because money should move where it matters, 5% of everything I earn goes to KIVA microloans for legends building their own empires.
People call me rebellious yet reverent. Daring yet caring. I will happily tell you your bio is beige, and then I'll sit with you until it sounds so much like you that your best friend could pick it out of a lineup. That's the job. I love the job.
5% of every UNBEIGE sale goes straight into KIVA microloans, for legends around the world who'd never get a bank's yes, so they can start or grow their own businesses. And here's my favourite part: they're loans. As those families earn, they pay it back, and that money funds the next family's dream. Round and round it goes.
Your $197 doesn't just unbeige your brand. A slice of it opens a real door for someone else's. That's my actual KIVA dashboard in the photo — Eunice's tea farm, Elisabeta's grocery canteen, Farzana's kitchen — and every UNBEIGE sale adds names to it.
You know that 11pm scroll where every caption sounds the same and you quietly wonder if you should just sound like that too? That instinct you keep overriding, the one that whispers "this isn't me"? That's the most valuable asset in your business, and we're about to teach Claude to run on it.
Three weeks. Your voice, your visuals, your volume. And a version of you who opens Claude instead of Canva and grins about it.
Big Love, Bonnie x