Your biggest launch. Your best months. Your most undeniable brand.
A marketing and messaging retainer with monthly 1:1 calls and WhatsApp support.
You're the only marketing brain in your business, and f*ck, it's lonely up there.
Your biggest launch to date?
Another $10–20k a month?
A killa personal brand that gets you invited on stages?
A horde of cult fans raving about you?
Overflow to pour back into the people and causes you love?
Come with a specific project, or a total glorious mess. Here's the kind of thing we build together.
What makes this different
Number one
Not shoved in a niche box. Seen. Your magic, your mess, the weird genius that's just yours.
You're too close to spot it. I'm not. I name it, build your whole brand around it, and hype you louder than anyone ever has.
Suddenly you're charging what you're worth and cringing at exactly none of it.
Number two
I read CRO studies for fun. On a Friday night. With a big glass of red. (An absolute riot at parties, me.)
Tiny example: never put your price on a dark background, the visual weight makes it feel pricier.
I've got a thousand of those, aimed straight at your copy, your pages, your launches and your pricing.
The receipts, baby
"I have never thought about my business this way before. I've fallen back in love with it. I can now easily articulate what I do and why people should choose me, and the clients I attract are my f*ck-yes people."
Tamara coach
"Three masterminds, three different plans. Bon was the first to look at my business and help me pick the one that fit. My last launch did $60k and it finally felt like mine."
Priya R. business coach
"One tweak she gave me on WhatsApp paid for the whole retainer in a week. Having her on speed dial is the best money I spend, full stop."
Marnie T. course creator
"She built me an offer suite that finally makes sense. No sleazy funnel, just a journey my people actually enjoy. Sales doubled in a quarter."
Elise W. consultant
"My signature framework is now the thing people quote me on. I went from 'a photographer' to the one everyone's copying."
Steph M. service provider
"It's like having a $4k copywriter, a brand strategist and your loudest hype woman on call. I don't make a single big move without her."
Dani K. consultant
Because "more content" was never the dream. The dream is being impossible to ignore, and paid properly for the magic only you do. Here's what an obsessive in your back pocket actually gets you:
Enough to fund the life that actually fits, plus overflow for the people and causes you love.
People find you, fall in love with you, and pay you. No more shouting into the void at 11pm.
Selling that doesn't make you cringe. F*ck the bro tactics, this actually feels like you.
Done shrinking. Because your why is so much bigger than your fear, and it's high time everyone saw it.
The polite-dinner-table version has had her run. The real one's been ready this whole time.
Pre-sold, soul-aligned, fun-as-f*ck clients who land on your page and think oh. her. obviously.
Unapologetic. Undeniable. Unmistakable.
Hi, I'm Bon, your new unfair advantage
Marketing and messaging expert. Tarot reader. Certified copywriter and brand strategist who spent years making multi-6 and 7-figure businesses their millions, mostly from behind the scenes.
I read business books for fun. My ideal Friday night is a big glass of red and a fresh study on conversion rate optimisation. (I know. An absolute riot. By 9pm I'm deep in ACOTAR fae-smut, so, range.)
I'll quote Pema Chödrön, then tell Susan to get f*cked in the very same breath. 140 acres. A chocolate labrador. Two feral humans, one gloriously AuDHD. A goat named Rammie who's fully convinced she's a dog. Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Rising, Gemini Moon. IYKYK.
Reciprocity is non-negotiable.
5% of everything you invest flows straight to KIVA, funding women and small businesses building something good all over the world. You get wildly well paid. Someone else gets a leg up. That's just how we do it around here.
Time to bring your vision to life. To step into the next-level version of your life and your business. To quantum f*cking leap.
Time to stop shrinking, stop waiting, and stop letting the polite-dinner-table version of you drive your identity and future.
And to make Aunt Lydia eat her words about your "little" business. 😌
AUD per month · founding rate
or pay weekly · $375/week · minimum 3 months
A whole marketing and messaging department, for less than the cost of one bad hire.
Coaches, consultants and service providers who are past the beginner stage and ready to scale their visibility and income. If you sell your expertise, your brand, or a service, you're my person. It's not the right fit for e-commerce, that's a different game and not my zone.
Nope. I'm a guru at conversion and marketing, but I'm not your guru. You get the data and the pathways that could actually work for you, then you make the call. You always drive. You just finally get a co-pilot who can see the whole road.
God no. Anti-sleaze, always. You'll build an offer suite and a customer journey your people actually enjoy, not a seventeen-upsell nightmare. Just the good stuff people can't get enough of.
Copy, sales pages, email sequences, launch plans, lead magnet ideas, Claude prompts, pricing, the caption you've rewritten nine times. Voice notes, texts, Looms. You'll hear back within 24 hours on weekdays. Reasonable use, not a hostage situation, and life comes first, yours and mine.
Book a call. You'll make sure it's a f*ck-yes fit both ways, sort the logistics, and then you're in. No funnel, no fake countdown timer. Just a chat.
You're building something the right people will obsess over.
The biggest launch. The best months. The brand that gets you on stages. The cult fans. The money to pour back into the people and causes you love. All of it, with a marketing brain in your back pocket, every single month.
If it's a f*ck-yes, let's go.
Book my un-f*cking-stoppable call →Big Love, Bonnie x